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Books
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Clark Gable is Rhett Buttler .
Vivian Leigh is Scarlet O'hara.
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Buttler works with a Bihar MP in the North Avenue as an 'Aparharan' expert, highly influenced
by Ajay Deo-gun. His hobbies are watching Bambaiya movies and kidnapping politicians, girls and boys ( after seeing Dostana
he is more soft towards guys). Spitting tobbacco these days, he says : "Who cares about girls now, when all handsome
guys are availble."
Every buddy in South Avenue has 'bed' relations with Vivian. She is hurt by the North
Avenue Clerk ...and declares Civil War against him.
North Avenue boys refuse to 'Leigh' her and sing - "Ye Dosti Hum Nahi Todenge."
Finally, Buttler agrees to apply butter to make her happy and perform Last Tango in Chandni
Cowk instead of Paris .
Immortal epic 'Chandni Cowk to Paris' has a happy ending. Even gatekeeper shared his feelings
with me.
Did I review the book or the movie? I will have to check
the novel.
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Movies
GHAZINI
In Hyderabad, when I saw these posters with Amir look alike in some South Indian
language movie I wondered if Amir had shifted to South after a challenge from Shahrukh. Later on, I came to know that this
baldy Surya was the original Sanjay Singhania who had lost his hair every 15 minutes, whenever he opened his eyes,(Billu Barber
was after him.)
His mission was to collect Rs 200 crore share from Satyam.
In Hyderabad, he remembers that it was not Raju but
Advani from whom he had to collect Memento as his share for Gazini in Mumbai. When he reaches Mumbai , he finds that
a Slumdog Millionaire had already laundered his money. Now, he remembers that it was Raju of Satyam and not Singhania of Ghazini...... but now its late....The end.
All confusing.
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Music
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Harvesting time is there and these village belles (whose dresses were
torn to give them urban look by harvestors) are ready to dance whole night with the sizzling numbers like ....Raat akeli hai,
Billo rani. Its non-stop 24 hour dancing with 21 hours of music (rest three hours for rest and mauj masti). There's a guarantee
by producer that you will tear off your clothes after listening this number.
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