MANAGEMENT
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you
are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure
your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone
in you social circle is a "Middle Manager."
SENIOR MANAGEMENT
(See above - Same sign, different title)
PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such
as the fax machine suggest the latter.
RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER"
As a "person" that profits from the success of others, you are disdained by
most people who actually work for a living. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart
attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
HUMAN RESOURCES
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to
be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are
unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch and then mail a letter.
MARKETING
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to
study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are
now. Least compatible with Sales.
SALES
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree."
You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact
with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
ACCOUNTING
The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from
office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the
majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own
life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend
to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
CONSULTANT
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter
lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job
with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever
taking direct action.
GOVERNMENT WORKER
Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the
invention of new Holidays.
